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yay, help
By Happy Wheels on July 19, 2010

User maverfax, a young Mr. Robert Herman, has contacted me and has been working to fix the backend problems and sitewide php issues out of the kindness of his heart.

I am extremely grateful, so please send some appreciation his way. So far, he has given us the ability to makes posts on the forums, bbcode on all posts, and has very possibly fixed the site cookie issues. That would mean a lot less level/replay saving problems. I don't believe him just yet but we'll see.
Comments
By darien117788 on April 10, 2014

VERGA VERGA VERGA CACA PEDO CULO PIS
By Angephan on July 05, 2013

i need help
By daman1829 on November 04, 2012

gdfr
By daman1829 on November 04, 2012

[u][i][b]boobies[/b][/i][/u]
By JoK3rZzX on May 26, 2012

Jim your awesome! ^_^
By artemka32 on February 05, 2012

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By colonel Ford on January 02, 2012

^Yea Your [b]REALLY[/b] think your going to get something out of this post abandoned 1 and a half years ago don't you?
By qronhic on December 25, 2011

we need new stuf
By alexrocks on September 06, 2011

This is the one with the least comments. Didnt relize that.
By Hogu123 on August 06, 2011

I KNOW the FUTURE! There will be an explorer guy, signs, toilet, trash can, and jets!
By HappyWheelMaker on September 26, 2010

we need new characters
By AceMcBadass on July 30, 2010

well, if it helps, im running Ubuntu 10.04 x64 on a dual core Turion AMD processor, and using firefox to play.
By djfender on July 28, 2010

Oh, one more question. Will there be a full screen option?
By djfender on July 28, 2010

Oh, one more question. Will there be a full screen option?
By Jim Bonacci on July 28, 2010

yes, i am aware. i have in intel processor on a pc. so far everyone i've asked who has created a replay that is listed as accurate but is not, is on an amd processor. someone using an amd processor would also see the majority of replays, which were created on intel windows machines, as slightly off. it's been hard to me to isolate what the problem is when i only have one computer to work with. most of the time the inaccuracies between processors are detected. this case seems to be the exception.
By AceMcBadass on July 28, 2010

um, maybe its just me, but the replays arent always the same... im guessing that all the replay does is record the buttons pressed, and autoplays the level with the recorded buttons. ive noticed that the replays are different on different systems. the buttons are all the same, but sometimes the person dies, and the buttons are still being pressed, like the person playing actually won, but the replay does not reflect this. anyway, if you can understand my rambling, i though i would bring this to your attention.
By Jim Bonacci on July 27, 2010

it registers collisions... i just had to make the way things were being handled more efficient. i also had to stop being a lazy tard
By maverfax on July 27, 2010

Yeah, that's all Jim is doing. The problem is, the game that we have right now on totalkjerface.com doesn't register collisions. So Jim needs to make a collision system first, before he can actually put sounds in... which is why it's taking him so long to do.
By djfender on July 27, 2010

Thanks for the reply. Also, is anyone working on sound yet?
By maverfax on July 25, 2010

[quote]Please get some type of cookie system to save our Logins. It's getting pretty annoying logging in everytime I come back. [/quote] Yeah, that's among the first things I did. The problem is, our hosters somehow managed to find a way to not accept cookies if the browser was closed. We contacted them, but they're feigning ignorance. [quote] hey i cant find levels anyone know where they went? one was called conveyor from hell the other was called speed (it was better than the movie dw!)[/quote] Check on your profile page if they are still there. If they aren't, have you deleted them? And if you haven't, me or Jim will manually fix it.
By joseph on July 25, 2010

hey i cant find levels anyone know where they went? one was called conveyor from hell the other was called speed (it was better than the movie dw!)
By djfender on July 25, 2010

Please get some type of cookie system to save our Logins. It's getting pretty annoying logging in everytime I come back.
By maverfax on July 22, 2010

I'm not an admin - just Jim is. I'm just helping out. Thanks for the love though, really appreciate it >_>
By Ipwnjerkfaces on July 22, 2010

You suck new admin Go away pl0x? :P Just joking
By sombriks on July 20, 2010

amazing work maver!!!
By maverfax on July 19, 2010

Hey, you forgot about the other stuff I did... like personal information editor, the replay and level deleter, the admin system, the edit and delete comments system, the revamp of the sidebar, the smileys, and the breadcrumbs on the forums. Sheesh :P
By The Winner on July 19, 2010

boobs