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Happy Wheels iOS deep thoughts
By Jim on August 21, 2015

After only one day, Happy Wheels is ranked as the #1 free app in the iOS app store! Why? I don't know. I'm guessing a lot of you must have tried it out. It sure is exciting. Forget those apps that help you navigate home or communicate with your significant others. They have always been worthless. Repeated failure and human dismemberment are what's important in life. Thanks so very much to all the new and long term fans for putting the game where it currently is. I have no idea how long it will stay there.

I wanted to address a few things regarding the mobile game that some of you may be wondering about. As you may have noticed, there is no user level browser. There is also only one character available for the 15 levels we provided. The game was released this way because the most important thing was just to initially get Happy Wheels accepted into the Apple App Store. Segway guy is probably the most tame and easy to control of all the initial characters. Seeing irresponsible dad and his son explode as they are crushed under a van isn't the first thing I wanted the people responsible for judging the game to see. User levels introduce a huge risk where someone could release a level that violates some of Apple's guidelines and immediately get us taken down. This has never been a problem on the internet, where I can apparently put whatever the hell I want into the game.

Now that the game is in the store, and things like Mortal Kombat X exist, I think it's safe for us to slowly introduce the rest of the game. I know there are a lot of new casual players who have never seen the game before, and I'd like them all to know, preferably as soon as possible, that there is a lot more that they haven't seen. There will be a user level browser, and we will release "featured" levels for other characters as soon as we have some quality stuff.

As for the android version, we're very aware, especially after these last 24 hours, that there is a high demand. We're working on it. I can't even play the mobile game on my own phone until this happens, so I'm looking forward to it as well.
Happy Wheels iOS Now Available!
By Jason on August 19, 2015

You can now download Happy Wheels for iOS. The approval came sooner than we expected. If you search for "happy wheels", we're currently the 22nd result, so you'll have to do some scrolling. It's exhausting, but possibly worth it.
Happy Wheels iOS... so close
By Jason on August 17, 2015

I'll try and keep this short. Happy Wheels for iOS has been submitted to the App Store. The average wait time is 8 days. If it's approved, it should be available next week. Most of the info in this post is still accurate except for two big details. First, we're starting small and launching with just the first chapter featuring 15 levels for Segway Guy (known as "Business Guy" in iOS). We'll add more later. Second, the download will be free with ad support. For $1.99 you can remove ads (and this will also unlock future chapters as they become available). Here's the video I promised you about 100 years ago. Watch it at 720p for 60 frames per second.