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Oh Hello
By Happy Wheels on September 18, 2010
By Happy Wheels on September 18, 2010
Well, I finished eating, and I just thought I'd give you guys an update. As I mentioned before, I'm currently working full time until mid October. I also have to spend my free time trying to find a new place to live as I'm homeless at the end of the month. Because of this, I'll be slow updating happy wheels. I'm not ignoring your demands for "MORE HAPPY WHEELS". Soon enough I'll be back in my room, in a depressing hermit state, working on the game again.
The server move was successful. There are a few bugs that need to be taken care of with registration and other crap. Hopefully that will be done this weekend.
Thanks everyone for making the game popular. Sorry if I'm slow in getting back to you if you've contacted me, especially if you are offering help. I definitely need it.
The server move was successful. There are a few bugs that need to be taken care of with registration and other crap. Hopefully that will be done this weekend.
Thanks everyone for making the game popular. Sorry if I'm slow in getting back to you if you've contacted me, especially if you are offering help. I definitely need it.
Comments
By Pranav1321 on February 07, 2017
Every time i open totaljerkface.com there is this add of Oyunlar.biz that does'nt allow me to play the game and the advertisement goes on and on forever
Every time i open totaljerkface.com there is this add of Oyunlar.biz that does'nt allow me to play the game and the advertisement goes on and on forever
By ljason34 on July 13, 2012
I cant beilive these guys. Asking for updates while hes homeless -_- really...
I cant beilive these guys. Asking for updates while hes homeless -_- really...
By Uvq on October 20, 2010
You can remount segway guy by pressing spacebar after your dismount and have your hands on the handlebars. his legs don't reattach to the segway though lol.
You can remount segway guy by pressing spacebar after your dismount and have your hands on the handlebars. his legs don't reattach to the segway though lol.
By gjjh on October 08, 2010
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By Torstein on September 27, 2010
[b]THIS[/b] is why you shouldn't make a game all by yourself... :p
[b]THIS[/b] is why you shouldn't make a game all by yourself... :p
By FlamenFX on September 25, 2010
JUST PUT THE FULL VERSION ON NEWGROUNDS.COM LOL that way less traffic means less work... if this was my game I would put it on newgrounds.com lol
JUST PUT THE FULL VERSION ON NEWGROUNDS.COM LOL that way less traffic means less work... if this was my game I would put it on newgrounds.com lol
By Havukka on September 24, 2010
SlasherMill, how could he make new people just like that? He is [b]male[/b] for crying out loud.
SlasherMill, how could he make new people just like that? He is [b]male[/b] for crying out loud.
By SlasherMill on September 24, 2010
so are u macking new people for happy wheels if u are u rock :)
so are u macking new people for happy wheels if u are u rock :)
By darkhoboman12 on September 23, 2010
I think it would be cool if there was a character that didnt have a vehicle but they ran and space bar would make them jump and if you bailed you bail like anybidy else. oh yeah his name would be opinionated runner
I think it would be cool if there was a character that didnt have a vehicle but they ran and space bar would make them jump and if you bailed you bail like anybidy else. oh yeah his name would be opinionated runner
By hikeon on September 23, 2010
come live with me and my mole friends...we invade earth in a month :D
come live with me and my mole friends...we invade earth in a month :D
By pommysam on September 23, 2010
dude, take all the time you need, and you could make loads more money by getting better advertisements on the page i reckon....
dude, take all the time you need, and you could make loads more money by getting better advertisements on the page i reckon....
By markyboy on September 23, 2010
hey my happy wheels aint working the ad comes on i let it play and then it says loading sounds 100% and it never comes on it just frezes
hey my happy wheels aint working the ad comes on i let it play and then it says loading sounds 100% and it never comes on it just frezes
By Totopaw124 on September 22, 2010
btw i would LOVE it if you can get back on your vehicle (when on the seat) by pressing "G"
btw i would LOVE it if you can get back on your vehicle (when on the seat) by pressing "G"
By Havukka on September 22, 2010
It would be hard to use the flying glitch with irresponsible dad when playing with a controller. :(
It would be hard to use the flying glitch with irresponsible dad when playing with a controller. :(
By KnightD on September 22, 2010
I absolutely loved Divine Intervention when it came out and I love this game. You should submit it to the Xbox arcade or the Playstation Store. Really.
I absolutely loved Divine Intervention when it came out and I love this game. You should submit it to the Xbox arcade or the Playstation Store. Really.
By Alex2213 on September 22, 2010
hey man great game but we need some more charicters for example a teenager in a shopping trolly or a bicker with a girl on the back:) keep up the good work.
hey man great game but we need some more charicters for example a teenager in a shopping trolly or a bicker with a girl on the back:) keep up the good work.
By iblob on September 22, 2010
dont worry about it we can live without regulear updates you just sort yourself out then work on it some more but you dont have to BEACUSE THE GAME ALREADY ROXS SO MUCH
dont worry about it we can live without regulear updates you just sort yourself out then work on it some more but you dont have to BEACUSE THE GAME ALREADY ROXS SO MUCH
By Totopaw124 on September 22, 2010
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TACOS SUCK BURRITOS ROCK [url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/news.php?=17[/url] ROCK
By Chaftix on September 21, 2010
"XoXBlinkerXoX" That was the most awesome i heard today i think.. This would be the master of all Apps indeed!!! I WANT THIS IN IPHONE IN THE FUTURE! :D Love the game and thanks alot for creating it, saved me many boring hours on the job (;
"XoXBlinkerXoX" That was the most awesome i heard today i think.. This would be the master of all Apps indeed!!! I WANT THIS IN IPHONE IN THE FUTURE! :D Love the game and thanks alot for creating it, saved me many boring hours on the job (;
By XoXBlinkerXoX on September 20, 2010
This would be one awsome IPhone App :D......But dude we just need more chracters.....:D...like guy on strecther stuff like that more level items too :D
This would be one awsome IPhone App :D......But dude we just need more chracters.....:D...like guy on strecther stuff like that more level items too :D
By nicka77 on September 19, 2010
dude dont worry about the game just check up on it worry bout ur live ang chill and it will all be good wait till u make money and have a house then the with is sick thx
dude dont worry about the game just check up on it worry bout ur live ang chill and it will all be good wait till u make money and have a house then the with is sick thx
By peacebird on September 19, 2010
Sorry to here that u will be homeless. Just take time to get back on ur feet and thats when u can update Happy Wheels. Remimber no presere.
Sorry to here that u will be homeless. Just take time to get back on ur feet and thats when u can update Happy Wheels. Remimber no presere.
By dimucchu12 on September 19, 2010
can we make our own characters? that would be a great update (you know what I mean I am dutch)
can we make our own characters? that would be a great update (you know what I mean I am dutch)
By xGMANx12 on September 19, 2010
This game is the best game ive ever played. Everytime i get on the computer its rather this websire playing happywheels or on yotube searching HappyWheels
This game is the best game ive ever played. Everytime i get on the computer its rather this websire playing happywheels or on yotube searching HappyWheels
By Altair1 on September 19, 2010
I love this game!!! It already needs new characters. More with 2 people on one vehicle like irresponsible dad.You should be able to walk and jump after you bail and you should be able to get back onto your vehicle.
I love this game!!! It already needs new characters. More with 2 people on one vehicle like irresponsible dad.You should be able to walk and jump after you bail and you should be able to get back onto your vehicle.
By xGMANx12 on September 18, 2010
Im amazed that you are going through so much truble andmoving out if your house just to make this game fun for everyone.... Jim you AMAZING
Im amazed that you are going through so much truble andmoving out if your house just to make this game fun for everyone.... Jim you AMAZING
By Plastiware on September 18, 2010
I just noticed that he apparently posted this on January 1st, 1970. lol
I just noticed that he apparently posted this on January 1st, 1970. lol
By BearTrucka on September 18, 2010
At least he Has the balls to post on the websire, this may slow the popular demand for "asodma due make sum more happy wheels characters!!!!!11" But I feel sympathetic for the guy. P.S Anyone who wants more characters or Items for levels.... HIT THE DONATE BUTTON!
At least he Has the balls to post on the websire, this may slow the popular demand for "asodma due make sum more happy wheels characters!!!!!11" But I feel sympathetic for the guy. P.S Anyone who wants more characters or Items for levels.... HIT THE DONATE BUTTON!
By penisbutt on September 18, 2010
Someone needs to open their home to this wonderful man. Sex offenders need not apply.
Someone needs to open their home to this wonderful man. Sex offenders need not apply.
By penismcpenis on September 18, 2010
I am sorry to hear about the homelessness. Kinda funny that the kids above me just want the game to be updated. Well, hope it works
I am sorry to hear about the homelessness. Kinda funny that the kids above me just want the game to be updated. Well, hope it works
By rubberduckninjas on September 18, 2010
thanks man I love your game its soooo freaking awesome i LOVE it but yea you do need to update it soon but when ever but make a new character and a way to remount your vehicle just like ryan6265 said
thanks man I love your game its soooo freaking awesome i LOVE it but yea you do need to update it soon but when ever but make a new character and a way to remount your vehicle just like ryan6265 said
By ryan6265 on September 18, 2010
Sooo, is the update where you can re-mount your vehicle added yet?
Sooo, is the update where you can re-mount your vehicle added yet?
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