News Post
noooooooooo
By Happy Wheels on September 24, 2010

Time to upgrade my hosting again. I apologize for the frequent in game hanging of happy wheels. The server is very much overburdened. The problem is more and more of you people keep coming to my site. THE PROBLEM IS YOU!! No no, I'm just kidding. You would not do this on purpose. I trust you.

Ok, so I guess I'll get on that as soon as I can in the zero free time I have. It will hopefully happen this weekend. Along with me possibly signing a new apt lease on Sunday. Thank the lord for my new internet pal Sean, who is my new (and first) server admin.
Comments
By CRISPYCRISPS on July 21, 2012

how to log in happy wheels in totaljerkface.com? pleeeeeeeeeeease
By FattyMcFatty on October 19, 2010

[LIST] [*] [/LIST][LIST] [*] [/LIST][LIST] [*] [/LIST]U SUK
By SWEludde on October 17, 2010

Haha Rompa!!:)
By crazybasterd83 on October 13, 2010

yo you can get past school blockings if you go to a website called coldparty.com dont use google though just use that giant serchbar that usally has all the writting in it when you first press the internet explorer button and ur on that gay school info page.Pce out! (if you need more info on this shit just send me a message)
By mudkiplv1 on October 09, 2010

get a kid on a skatebored
By PAULbloodSHART on October 07, 2010

JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!! LIEK MY NAEM??????????
By indoorbikini on September 27, 2010

haha sux for you jim, my school stills allows it :p
By J1MB3AN97 on September 26, 2010

Well, I gotta feeling I helped the server lag out. D= I kinda got my ENITRE FUCKING SCHOOL to start playing. (till it was blocked)
By F3wful on September 26, 2010

When do we get a donate button so we can force you to waste money on us?
By mickle377 on September 26, 2010

[b][/b] [i][/i][u][/u]lol no a fat sumo being pulled by a skinny guy (Asian) on one of those Asian pulling carts that would be hilarious oh and sort of like this (not my design)[img]http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://blogs.smh.com.au/newsblog/cart1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://blogs.smh.com.au/newsblog/archives/2007/08/&usg=__Uj4QcF9obtLVEZ2hyN-iXU9T_7E=&h=376&w=400&sz=24&hl=en&start=71&zoom=1&tbnid=oKNAmOnrv6y3fM:&tbnh=128&tbnw=138&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dasian%2Bpulling%2Bcart%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D1024%26bih%3D578%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C2166&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=672&vpy=243&dur=76&hovh=218&hovw=232&tx=139&ty=126&ei=E0efTPLTBYKycKmWuL4J&oei=-UafTLLkO4u9ca767dEJ&esq=6&page=6&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:71&biw=1024&bih=578[/img]but with a fat sumo on the end
By cr85rider on September 25, 2010

this web is legend!!!!!!!!!!
By kennyprice on September 25, 2010

hey bitch get new characters
By lolaga on September 25, 2010

can u make a new character that is a fat motorcyclist on a pink 3 cycle
By Xxtacticz on September 25, 2010

u should put a person who is so obese they roll or someone on a skateboard
By TBONEflex135 on September 25, 2010

he should put on ronald mcdonald as a character riding a unicycle
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By Juaco on September 25, 2010

my spoon is too big
By Ipwnjerkfaces on September 25, 2010

SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE CHARACTERS. HE ALREADY GOT HIS FUCKING IDEAS AND YOU KEEP POSTING.
By Mariusgt on September 25, 2010

Is it ever gonna come more characters ?
By redringofwar on September 25, 2010

Dreamhost is really good. I get unlimited bandwidth. :p
By divdawg on September 25, 2010

herpp derpp <3
By SammyKillYou1998 on September 25, 2010

ya more characters im tired of the same ppl on this game :(
By CaucasianMelon on September 25, 2010

Jesus Christ, people are obnoxious.
By sniper4900 on September 25, 2010

i keep telling you if u made a shitty game no one would be on this website :D
By choccyman53 on September 25, 2010

SPEND ALL OF YOUR MONEY ON LOTTERY TICKETS
By Mystic on September 25, 2010

You should put ads on your site. Not google ads but you know real ads so you could make money out of them!
By faulkner___frost27 on September 25, 2010

mr bean character would be gd with his car
By gothicchick10 on September 25, 2010

i know i am waiting for them!! and i am soooo tired
By totalyjerkface on September 25, 2010

Can´t wait until some new characters.
By Vinceaso on September 25, 2010

Perhaps some sort of maximum connections allowed at once, and a queue--a queue with adverts. :)
By levelmakerbeginner on September 24, 2010

I WANT NEW CHARACTERS!!!! but i can wait, someone play M.A.R.S part 1-3 on level search!!!!!! i just made them and i love replays. fail or not
By Ultimate7Maker on September 24, 2010

Shut the fuck up with the character suggestions, damn.
By vostrofire on September 24, 2010

i agree with zombuhkitteh.. more kids would be aweesome...also maybe a guy with a cane or a effective shopper male verison
By Armydillo on September 24, 2010

Maybe we should stop demanding shit from him and be thankful for what we have.
By zombuhkitteh on September 24, 2010

i think we need characters... like a kid on a tricycle
By Duke on September 24, 2010

some sort of evil unknown force wants you to fail
By Aaron6 48 on September 24, 2010

Sorry. If you can please delete that, I pasted the wrong thing. Again sorry. ;=)
By alex_jones on September 24, 2010

when do we get new characters??????
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By rubberduckninjas on September 24, 2010

@ safari lol
By Safari on September 24, 2010

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By sk8erben123098 on September 24, 2010

i think we need new chacters tho ASAP there is a few ideas on a post i put up
By cullanye on September 24, 2010

what computer have u got?
By Omegasensei11 on September 24, 2010

we do LOL
By Jim Bonacci on September 24, 2010

you guys really sound like you know your hosting.
By madgun8 on September 24, 2010

Yeah. Get a Better Provider get one that has lower traffic or no traffic.
By ptown2 on September 24, 2010

get a new provider that actually gives you UNLIMITED Traffic :/