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By Happy Wheels on October 08, 2010

Hey guys. Thanks for all the birthday wishes. It's not my birthday anymore. Tomorrow is my last day at work, so I'll be back on the game next week. The site has been getting crushed by rising traffic again. I'm going to stop being surprised by this. So if your game has been hanging this week, sorry about that. I will most likely be upgrading again this weekend. It just seems I keep having to pay a lot more for what seem like minimal upgrades that are adequate for all of a week.

Tomorrow night I'll be attending an exhibition in Manhattan that is featuring 6 games from some independent developers. One of the games is Canabalt, which was pretty cool. You can read about the event here. It's basically a showcase of video games as art.

I went to art school, and I'd like to consider what I do as my artwork. I don't like the idea that presenting what I'm doing as a game somehow cheapens it. It's very frustrating, as I'm busting my ass hundreds of times more than when I used to just draw some still pictures. Anyways, I guess I'd just like to be a part of these things... so I'll be over there schmoozing around. If anything, It would be nice to meet some other people in the field in person. I don't seem to meet them when I remain in my bedroom.

Also, a couple days ago I came across this video. The sheer, irrational determination of this man to reach his goal with complete disregard for his own well-being isn't something I thought I'd see in real life. Anyways, I'm surprised I haven't seen this sad event remade in Happy Wheels yet. I did see a few levels of the segway owner guy driving off a cliff.
Comments — Page 1
By ambie4851 on March 23, 2013

can you put a motorbike guy in happy wheels called motor guy
By Blinkyclyro on October 26, 2010

happy b-day you are awesome
By dudeman12329 on October 20, 2010

dude, if your worried about money how about making a "full game" to total jerkface? i bet alot of people would pay 10 maybe 20 bucks for the game, just an idea lol
By blueferret09 on October 19, 2010

yeah
By mairsab on October 17, 2010

Jim, I know you are busy but when you get a chance can you make the shape limit unlimited in editor. Thanks
By quinnhinkins on October 15, 2010

a clown on a one weeled bike would be great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By hiyadude on October 14, 2010

i know its been like 2 weeks since youre happy birthday....BUT,<a href="http://www.CyArena.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://s165.photobucket.com/albums/u73/cyarena/comments/bday/images/12.gif" alt="Get This from CyArena.com" title="Get This from CyArena.com" border="0" ></a><center><br/><a href="http://www.CyArena.com/comments/bday/" target="_blank"> <img src="http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u73/cyarena/img/share-button.gif" border="0" alt="Send to Friends" title="Send to Friends"></a> <a href="http://www.CyArena.com/subscribe/" target="_blank"><img src="http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u73/cyarena/img/rss.png" border="0" alt="email" title="Get via e-mail"></a>ok i hope watever that code is shows
By bobarachibob on October 14, 2010

I hope so...
By Adura on October 14, 2010

Well bobarachibob, I'm sure he'll tighten interest soon enough.
By bobarachibob on October 14, 2010

Lol those ideas for new characters won't stop until there's new characters. I think Jim is loosing interest... He seems to post new news once a week only
By narutoisawsome12 on October 14, 2010

you should make a little kid on a pogo stick
By Dogpup4 on October 14, 2010

dacoolest has some good ideas, I think the Grim Reaper on a skateboard would be a cool character.
By nielsjo on October 14, 2010

Grats!
By Oldpouto on October 14, 2010

IT'S BEEN A WEEK NOW WHERE'S MY CHARACTERS!?! Lol just kidding take your time... FAST!
By dacoolest123 on October 14, 2010

cuz its nearly haloween can u make a haloween charachter my best idead isL a zombie with feet that go really fast and can jump ALT ideas: grim reaper on skull skateboard with booster rockets that look like skulls or: a ghost on a rocket hope this helped ps.. im only 9 lol true story
By goggles on October 14, 2010

i've been playin this 4 ages and i onlly get 4 characters
By stephen008 on October 13, 2010

Play my game its called happy wheels 2
By ConnorRyan on October 13, 2010

can u make a sk8 boarder with the special a kickflip plz thank you
By stephen008 on October 13, 2010

please go and play on happy wheels and when i get to 200 plays i will put on here a website where you can get free games,music and more for your mobile phone.all you got to do is go onto to it using your phones internet and download them. [b]virus free[/b]
By Adura on October 12, 2010

<b>This isn't bold anymore</b>
By YoshiFan277 on October 12, 2010

Can you put a Yoshi character in Happy Wheels?
By stephen008 on October 12, 2010

Please play my game its called grannys gone wild and happy wheels 2
By CptGap48 on October 11, 2010

happy 2 weeks late birthday
By yoyo45 on October 11, 2010

[b]hurry up and make another character getting bit boring[/b]
By JOSHIE on October 11, 2010

how do u make a game ?????
By flash123123 on October 11, 2010

PLEASE!!! MAKE A NEW CHARECTER I LOVE THE GAME. keep working m8
By Ranga Boy on October 11, 2010

What was the website maker called for u to make this website im tryin to make my own so pls tell me what the site u used to create your site
By Johnson_johnson on October 11, 2010

NO MORE CHARACTERS!!! PLEASEEE
By krazy J on October 10, 2010

hey man i like your game can u make some new charecters PLZ!
By bassw on October 10, 2010

i made a level contributed to that guy who fell down the elevator shaft its called elevator shaft by bassw
By PAULbloodSHART on October 10, 2010

This is literally the only flash game I play now.
By bruinsma12 on October 10, 2010

what a funny video HAHA [b]LOL[/b]
By nerd 101 on October 10, 2010

happy really late birfday
By Josh_Dey on October 10, 2010

[img]http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://blogs.nbcuni.com/ross_blog/Ross%2520Sexy%2520Chicken.jpg&imgrefurl=http://blogs.nbcuni.com/ross_blog/2006/10/&usg=__0j0x8lmYQhsUUuYF_mt6bfYLI8Q=&h=671&w=390&sz=53&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=U5yZowBb2hARdM:&tbnh=154&tbnw=90&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsexy%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D831%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=171&ei=yaCxTLKOKojAswbc2dCGDQ&oei=yaCxTLKOKojAswbc2dCGDQ&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=26&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0&tx=33&ty=64[/img]
By mafafito on October 09, 2010

[b][/b] mmmm! happy birthday!
By Zeldy on October 09, 2010

Can you make it so that people can't vote for their own levels? I'm kind of sick seeing shitty levels with 5 stars. Also, happy belated birthday!
By pewpewimbob on October 09, 2010

well happy late birthday and have fun with whatever you do in the future
By linkx 232 on October 09, 2010

plz make like 3 new charaters dont care what they are but plz make some new ones even if they suck i doesnt matter plzzz
By NeoTStyle on October 09, 2010

You got every right to go out n enjoy yourself. The game is awesome as it is right now, you did a great job and surely everyone can wait for updates.
By Evanator8765 on October 09, 2010

ok i have a proposal for u if u make water some new characters more maps and teach me how to make stuff ill donate 50 bucks to u
By coolrobal on October 09, 2010

HAPPY birthsday to you! i am alredy registred about 5 mins and how do you get more characters on happy wheels (yay)?
By twowire on October 09, 2010

thank you so much for this site!!! its all that keeps me sane during my comp. sci. class. anyway, my only idea is to make the game fullscreen even if only when you're designing a level. unless you can... then i missed that... but if not, other then characters, thats all i need! and so you know man, that video is messed up. seriously.
By dAnnY24 on October 08, 2010

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I TRIED TO GET ON THIS SITE FROM MY SCHOOL AND IT WAS BLOCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOST TO ENTERTAIN MYSELF NOW?????? fml -____________________________-' [img]http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=256668406674&id=5f3eb09d7acace31d3c43fb919e85b26&url=http%3a%2f%2fcache.bordom.net%2fserver%2f%3ftype%3dimage%26size%3dfull%26id%3daHR0cDovLzE4Lm1lZGlhLnR1bWJsci5jb20vdHVtYmxy[/img]
By Super_cheoS on October 08, 2010

FUCK ME... made a cool level and tryed to save... my net was down so it got stuck trying to save... any way u could fix that cuz all my work got screwed... thanks
By Altair1 on October 08, 2010

Happy Belated Birthday!
By farcry4 on October 08, 2010

man i'm not realy tryin to be a pain in the ass but i got some character choices for ya,a guy in a tiny lowrider,a woman on a lawnmower
By victorcien on October 08, 2010

[u][/u][i][/i][b][/b]NEW CHARACTERS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE (O.B.S: GOOD CHARACTERS)
By dAnnY24 on October 08, 2010

that was hot
By theloser987 on October 08, 2010

soooo now we can expect new characters? i hope so... (p.s. happy birthday dude lol)
By IrresponsibleSkaater on October 08, 2010

Man, your the best! keep up the good work. I'll attempt to scrounge up some money to donate. (:
By DMadous on October 08, 2010

happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
By loganb1105 on October 08, 2010

well i eally enjoy this game ask my brother i cant stop playing this, if i go on a trip, i have to find a computer :D soo... keep up the good work
By narutoisawsome12 on October 08, 2010

make a new game like happy wheels exept you are in space and junk
By vexx733 on October 08, 2010

oh my god that reminded me of the blind chinese guy on balls of fury i lol'd then i shit my self
By spartaan300 on October 08, 2010

i have ideas fore levels and charaters mail me back jim if you intrested
By mikamo111 on October 08, 2010

please get us some new characters next week, we need it, just like zombies need flesh
By spartaan300 on October 08, 2010

boss of totaljerkface.com can you make new cool levels fore happy wheels it is a super cool game and i have played all levels you have maked the coolest game ever
By Sharethepain on October 08, 2010

thanks for making new characters.. i hope for some good one... dont have idea for character.. but well..thanks for making some , hope for them in next week :3
By justin123116 on October 08, 2010

Well I hope you have a good time at the event too. I've pretty much been checking this site every day for about three weeks wondering if there will be an update on characters or levels:P. Take your time though man and keep it real!
By strandedfigther on October 08, 2010

have a nice time and when is the new characters coming out can u plz let us all know thank you
By akselpuf on October 08, 2010

You røck!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Lorkas on October 08, 2010

I'll meet you there, then!
By SilentSouth on October 08, 2010

I'ts only fair that you go and do what you want to do right, go to that event and enjoy yourself, maybe spread around about your game/art for people to check it out etc. If you made loads more levels and characters perhaps unlockable i'm sure you could turn this game into a download and keep this sight running as a demo to promote it, i'm sure people would be willing to actualy buy this game.
By bl00dmAfiA on October 08, 2010

make new carrictors
By Aldak on October 08, 2010

lol, I saw this too, oh you. Your game is an art, don't you think different. I don't know if I will ever be able to stop playing this game, thank you so much for making it ^^