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By Happy Wheels on February 21, 2011

I am still aware of my site sucking. During peak hours of the day, it struggles. I know what the problems are and I've been trying to work with multiple database people to fix them for the past month. Some changes have been made, but apparently it's not been enough. If I had tons of experience with mysql, I'd attempt to fix things myself. However, I am currently just a flash guy (and also just one person). I'd like to get this fixed even sooner than those of you threatening my life, as my site's performance is directly tied to my ad revenue.

In any case, I have been working on the game. There was an update on Friday. I'd have mentioned it then... but Friday tends to be the busiest day, and I didn't want my site mushed. You can now add people into the level editor. They are more complicated than regular objects, so 20 people mashed in a pile will bog the game down. Try to use them kind of sparingly, maybe. I'm surprised nobody has made a roller coaster full of passengers yet.

This is a zip file containing a flash file for the non-player characters. There's a readme in there with some basic instructions for creating your own. It would be great if some of you could make some characters I could put in the game... but I'm not getting my hopes up after the results of me asking for voice sound effects. Prove me wrong and email me some good stuff (totaljerkface at gmail). I will most likely be adding myself as a destructible character soon, so if you're upset with site performance you'll be able to maul me in a creative method of your choosing.

I've also doubled the shape limit (300 to 600). It didn't screw things up as badly as I thought it would. You can now see how many shapes you have left as you're building a level.
Comments — Page 1
By Pokemongo391 on July 06, 2018

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By mollyjoanwhite on February 23, 2013

Hello Jim Bonacci, This game doesn't suck, it just needs a high amount of improvement. I was wondering how you make the characters walk? It would be highly amusing to see the effective shopper walking&the wheelchair guy miraculously recovering, I appreciate your idea for this game. Yours Sincerely, Molly-Joan White. x
By mister t bone on November 09, 2012

i think i have graet id why do you make not michael jackson as a character thats be grat
By Fawful99 on April 25, 2012

PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1[img]http://[/img][url]http://[/url]
By predatorcloak on April 13, 2012

they know they cant walk its just how o you make joint cycles on the characters
By theshywillraindeath on March 16, 2012

YOU CAN'T WALK IN HW!!!
By rorok on January 29, 2012

ya i want to know how to make them walk too maybe you could make a tutorial
By I rule dude on October 13, 2011

IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO make people walk on happy wheels ill rate five and tell me on happy wheels plz if you a big raward find me on happy wheels as I RULE DUDE
By noah112299 on May 09, 2011

i like ur vagina
By blyss3 on May 08, 2011

cool
By dmasterx on May 04, 2011

hope the site gets better soon! oh yeah and... SCREW THE DEUCHEBAGS WHO THREATEN YOUR LIFE.. they are little panzy assholes with no life outside the world of gaming whatsoever.
By lilmitey on May 03, 2011

By coolman1213 on April 27, 2011

100 comment :D
By daan2511 on April 27, 2011

hey buddy i only got a problem you got these make your scene things and sign things but how do you do that
By tristan1333 on April 25, 2011

dude if u say this site sucks u r very wrong i hooked two of my friends one called thomas and one patricko9000 but a character u must make justin bieber he would be glad see his in a game where harpoons can shoot ya head off and be held togeher by your intestines
By Tom9971 on April 24, 2011

:( wtf are u talking about
By blackopsrocks on April 17, 2011

JIM IF YOUR HEARING THIS BUT BECAUSE YOU GET OVER ABILLION AND ZILLOIN COMENTS SO JUST SEND A MESAGE TO ME BLACKOPSROCKS AND YOU ARE MY HERO
By theninjakiller on April 17, 2011

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By teenyship on April 09, 2011

Why dont you make a guy riding a cart being pulled by a robotic horse. and the robotic horse has jets so when you press spacebar the robotic horse flys.
By nathanboii on April 06, 2011

get a life u bunch of fuking nerd
By Jose2cool4ya on April 05, 2011

I would really love to make a totally epic rollar coster but im confused when it comes to joning objects together and making objects move.It would be awesome if you posted a video tutorial on that in this website it would make many people happy like me. Keep on doing the great work Jim.Please respond and make a video tutorial.
By KrEsT on March 30, 2011

Ha ha ha
By DudeMan12 on March 28, 2011

yk6lo9p0 jeeeeeeeeee ma olen pedeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
By yoshiiii900 on March 27, 2011

plzzz made water and fire
By kingqwerty4639 on March 26, 2011

crap it wont work on my cpu the zip file
By simonwow on March 24, 2011

nice
By skullgusher6 on March 16, 2011

i think there should be a character that looks just like u in a cartoony version and u r carrying something u think u would like to be carrying like a gun,laptop,etc...
By dazdude on March 15, 2011

make a guy on a hourse please please or else
By Demoncyrox on March 14, 2011

Hey dude nice game that´s the spirit you don´t ask for money like i do now a vip wow dude these games what put it in the borswer sucks. but dude that´s the bes game evaaaar seriously
By crazyoldmannextdoor on March 13, 2011

Yea, the fla doesn't exactly work with me, and I had a good idea for a chatacter! :(
By Medkraz4 on March 13, 2011

hey man, nice job on creating this game. when i showed my firends it, they got hooked, and when ever i see them on a computer in their free time, they're playing this game. and i'm not a computer fanatic, so, if anyone can help me out, how do i get the non playable characters in my levels? any help would be nice thnx. and again, nice job on the game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By pizzabote on March 03, 2011

mysql has some kind of in memory cache table stuff. with this you could load the tables for the 100 most played levels in memory/cache to reduce mysql load. http://dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/5.0/en/memory-storage-engine.html some tips: http://forge.mysql.com/wiki/Top10SQLPerformanceTips btw: thx for this great game :)
By meztruo on February 28, 2011

thanks for the shape limit, great!
By jeremytje5 on February 28, 2011

DUDE u are awesome your site does not suck! it just may have some problems
By MrEvilLincoln on February 26, 2011

all 2 games on this website are great but i think u should put more games on but i do know it is hard work but i think u will get alot more people on your website
By pllayer4real on February 26, 2011

same here @hexism
By Hexism on February 26, 2011

My computer seems to be having a problem downloading the file- I can't access the FLA file. I have a windows 7 computer I don't know if that will prevent me opening it in some way.
By pllayer4real on February 25, 2011

noooooooo it says i cant open it becaUSE IT NEEDS ME TO PICK WHAT to open it with and nothing works
By riconijeboer on February 24, 2011

[b][u][i][b]I can't open the file!!!! help[/b][/i][/u][/b]
By someguywithnoname on February 23, 2011

Jim, I've pretty much recolored irresponsible dad to create a douche bag college student. I am relatively new to flash, so I don't know how to resize, reshape, or any of that mumbo jumbo. I did, however, recolor all of the layers because I'm not a total jackass, and I've made blue jeans. Aside from the shape, I need for him to have a new hairstyle, it should be raggedy and messed up, and I need him to have a smaller jaw size. I can send you the fla file (it still has all the other characters from the template, I didn't know if I should delete them or not), and from there, you can either do it yourself, or if you're a lazy asshole, you can just teach me how to do that. On a final note, I've considered giving him a backwards hat for a helmet, and a skateboard as a vehicle. I'm pretty sure I'd have to create a completely new file for that instead of just coloring over the moped or something. My other options are a farmer who rides in a tractor, a mini bike rider, and, to please the fans, Justin Bieber, who rides on a magical talking phallus. Anyways, respond to me if you'd like to see the file and I might be able to provide voices, as I know some excellent screamers. Good luck with all the ms paint style naked dudes and Justin Biebers in the meantime that I'm sure everybody is already creating.
By JesusRamirez44 on February 23, 2011

JimBonacci i am using Windows 7 Home Premium
By Johnson_johnson on February 23, 2011

mertel: ctrl+z
By mertel on February 23, 2011

tanks for the hard work I have a suggestion do you want to make a button in the level editor that make the last thing that you have done undone sometimes I delete something and must start again that is really annoying thank you =)
By The Epic FAIL on February 23, 2011

Thankyou for that it seems much funnier to kill people and dragging them off the edge of a cliff if people can try and make some new voices for the moped couple like NOOOOOOOOO(man) and AHHHHEHW (woman) if one off the die thanks for reading :D
By Jim Bonacci on February 23, 2011

JesusRamirez44, what OS are you using?
By crazy old jerkface on February 23, 2011

cool i like the new update it is sweet ^^ go so on i cant wait for the next i hope it will be non playeble cars/planes/boats/and so on... good luck jim
By eraniki on February 23, 2011

A good idea would be that the non-playabel charcters could grab. And so we can made better levels with more possibilities to do. Do you undertsand? my english is not soo good but i think you can understand :) ^^
By diddeli duhh on February 23, 2011

hey jim. I'm trying vn make a character with new body type and stuff. I'm completly new with flash, and trying to make the character but not sure how to do it. If you could make a more detailed text like you would make an completly new character from scratch. Awesome site btw.
By topdjman on February 23, 2011

plz make a guy with a chicken on the back of his head lol
By haraldivan on February 23, 2011

im to lazy to read the readme
By jorg13666 on February 23, 2011

awsome dude
By BasZZ on February 23, 2011

Jim... in around september you said that you'd make a new character.. one character.. you did it, that's fine, but there are like twenty places left for other characters and the game is getting pretty boring with just five characters. when you have time, please think about making another new character, or maybe ten ;) congrats on making the non-playable characters, though.
By KillerMonkey9000 on February 22, 2011

LIAR!! I DIDNT SEE CHANGES
By SegwayBoy on February 22, 2011

Your site is awesome man! I think your doing a great job with everything and you really deserve that bubble bath.
By Cmontg on February 22, 2011

thank god you doubled shape limit but i deleted my best level ever damn it!
By georgealex on February 22, 2011

SHIT THIS IS SPARTAAA lol
By Johnson_johnson on February 22, 2011

Jim, you want just original characters or if i draw a fan character like the robot from invasor zim you may add it?
By mcmonkey4 on February 22, 2011

Yea when I try to open it with flash 8 pro it says "Unexpected file format", so yea
By kdog50 on February 22, 2011

thnx for everything uv done so far....the next thing u add is guns[that can shoot] an knives tht can kill like the spikes tht would be awesome :)
By JesusRamirez44 on February 22, 2011

I am very sure i am using cs4 look [img]http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/182003_1726523415979_1625244166_1659830_1716899_n.jpg[/img]
By Jim Bonacci on February 22, 2011

it said that in CS4? you are positive you are using flash cs4? is anyone else having a problem opening it in cs3 or later?
By JesusRamirez44 on February 22, 2011

when i try to open this in Cs4 it says ''Failed to open document'' Any reason why this happens
By exotic on February 22, 2011

I like how u double'd the shape limit :)
By Quinnpon on February 22, 2011

I started cracking up when i saw the "Headache puppy doesn't approve of the repetitive refreshing" cause that's exactly what i was doing lol THANK YOU SOOO MUCH FOR MAKING THIS WEBSITE the only thing i think is a little weird is how the newest comments are at the bottom... -.-' And i'm with LifeBetweenNaps I will gun down any bastards tryna take your life
By RobotChicken28 on February 22, 2011

Are you kidding? This site is awesome