News Post
2 Here's A Test News Item
By Happy Wheels on September 17, 2009

It's not very informative

here's a link to google

and here's a picture:

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=2572228&l=ffc755a66f&id=514888357

that may have been too large
Comments
By DrDarzen on February 07, 2024

real
By BestMarker on February 06, 2024

2024 :)
By The King of Gore Sex on October 30, 2023

ooooohhhhhhh
By liam agustin diaz on October 27, 2023

And God said:
By michaelismixed128563 on October 04, 2023

i exist i exist i no longer exist i exist i exist
By iSkrrtyYT on August 14, 2023

im not racist i swear
By trollllolfunni on April 23, 2023

i love this game so much
By alphanumeric3783 on January 16, 2023

Pee and poop
By JereIsFun1900 on June 23, 2022

Uhhhhhh
By danila_master on June 20, 2022

???? ?????? :)
By ausboss20001 on January 08, 2022

FIRST 2022 COMMENT
By Clech959 on November 18, 2021

beginning of something idk
By stroopy_slinky on January 13, 2021

no one is we are in 2021 King_Wu_wu
By King_Wu_wu on January 04, 2021

Comment "2020" if you re in 2020.
By HAPPYmanUWU on December 24, 2020

old news
By daman1829 on December 06, 2020

Just looking at the old news ??
By TotalPogoGuy on October 17, 2020

i'm just here looking at old news
By andrei4alexandru on August 19, 2020

...
By Galihlimbo on July 27, 2020

awp_india
By Autudell on July 12, 2020

The first news on happy wheels.
By TotalPogoGuy on June 10, 2020

anybody else enjoying just looking at old comments and writing on them
By MROGI123HappyWheels on April 19, 2020

3043 anyone? loooooool i pranked u m8 :)))))!!!!!!!!!!111111111
By finnfloper on April 10, 2020

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.” SEQ. 75 - “INTRO TO BARRY” INT. BENSON HOUSE - DAY ANGLE ON: Sneakers on the ground. Camera PANS UP to reveal BARRY BENSON’S BEDROOM ANGLE ON: Barry’s hand flipping through different sweaters in his closet. BARRY Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black...oohh, black and yellow... ANGLE ON: Barry wearing the sweater he picked, looking in the mirror. BARRY (CONT’D) Yeah, let’s shake it up a little. He picks the black and yellow one. He then goes to the sink, takes the top off a CONTAINER OF HONEY, and puts some honey into his hair. He squirts some in his mouth and gargles. Then he takes the lid off the bottle, and rolls some on like deodorant. CUT TO: INT. BENSON HOUSE KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS Barry’s mo
By finnfloper on April 10, 2020

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.” SEQ. 75 - “INTRO TO BARRY” INT. BENSON HOUSE - DAY ANGLE ON: Sneakers on the ground. Camera PANS UP to reveal BARRY BENSON’S BEDROOM ANGLE ON: Barry’s hand flipping through different sweaters in his closet. BARRY Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black...oohh, black and yellow... ANGLE ON: Barry wearing the sweater he picked, looking in the mirror. BARRY (CONT’D) Yeah, let’s shake it up a little. He picks the black and yellow one. He then goes to the sink, takes the top off a CONTAINER OF HONEY, and puts some honey into his hair. He squirts some in his mouth and gargles. Then he takes the lid off the bottle, and rolls some on like deodorant. CUT TO: INT. BENSON HOUSE KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS Barry’s mo
By Punyjulian900 on April 01, 2020

4/20 haha nice
By Zoopson1 on March 22, 2020

Masno Ni
By BooooooinG on March 17, 2020

comment 2020 if ur at 2020
By jellyboard11 on March 12, 2020

Wow looks to me you have stumbled across the first news post many years later...
By BANANAMAN666 on January 20, 2020

2020 anyone??
By SuperFedot8 on July 08, 2019

????? ?? ??? ??????!
By nobody51001 on June 07, 2019

Pp
By aaaa_aaaa_aaaa_aaaa on May 26, 2019

pee
By PinksheepHaterM666 on May 05, 2019

2019 anyone
By Pokemongo391 on July 27, 2018

omg its his first post.
By troler302 on December 07, 2017

great game!
By DimasikPlay7 on July 15, 2017

??? ????? ??????? ?? ?? ?? ? ?? ? ????? ?? ?????? ??????
By killakam1234 on June 23, 2017

It's a awesome game
By gamerboss234 on April 19, 2017

It`s a good game!
By oscario3 on February 27, 2017

Good question
By Quitscargo24 on January 19, 2017

what am i even doing here
By arthur barboza on December 19, 2016

vai tomar no cu
By redbread1 on August 03, 2016

hi
By sachamun221 on February 24, 2016

wtf!
By deathdill jackseptic on January 18, 2016

you need to make more skins
By danielpeters on January 02, 2016

lol
By lizzie05 on December 29, 2015

XD
By LamarTheCreator on December 01, 2015

This is the first post. XD
By Ebba1Looker on November 25, 2015

HI
By Bigbloodhead on November 04, 2015

Uh...why are you guys here?
By ChocolateMuu on November 03, 2015

make new caritors
By Swaghomey on July 09, 2015

Oldest ever post. Hmm
By kevinelemperador15 on April 30, 2015

yea
By totaljerkface1298 on February 10, 2015

Good'ol'Times
By totaljerkface1298 on August 07, 2014

wow This is test news start happy wheels!
By Bigbloodhead on July 22, 2014

It is really necessary? ³²¹ KABOOM!
By totaljerkface1298 on May 17, 2014

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
By poosweetcat on May 02, 2014

Updating Happy Wheels Good plan!
By LWPeterson on April 18, 2014

I have no idea.
By EpicBombXD on April 13, 2014

did anyone read this back then or did commenting not exist?
By Cooldan722 on March 19, 2014

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By theshywillraindeath on February 06, 2012

me also
By MYMOM234 on January 20, 2012

Meeeee toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
By Hempstra on October 04, 2011

Yea
By the hooch on October 01, 2011

yeh same
By Mystic on September 19, 2011

I am enjoying posting in most of these old newsposts.