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By Happy Wheels on February 08, 2012

Hello, Jason Here. A few new things have been added to Happy Wheels version 1.60.

First off, new blood types have been added to the game. There are 3, each is increasingly harder on your computer's processor: particles drawn as lines, a liquid effect, and a liquid effect with a bevel and a blend mode applied. Before you go crying into your juicebox because it slows down your computer or you don't like it, you can go to options menu and set the "blood setting" to 1, the old blood type. Also, Jim is still working on how the new blood will look, so it's subject to change.

While you're in the settings, you might also notice we've added the ability to customize your controls. You have to map each key individually, but those changes will be saved (unless you switch to a different computer). If you screw up your keys, press the "restore defaults" button undo your awful mistakes.

In the editor, we've added the ability to change your level's background color. Go to the level options menu and you'll see a color selector. The color change will be seen only when you test or play your level.

When saving your level, you may notice a link to the "level rules" page. This explains the current set of rules you must follow if you do not want your level to be deleted. These rules have already been in place, but we're formally stating them. They exist simply to keep out bad or offensive levels. If you want to remind people at the finish of your level to "remember to rate," or ask them "please rate," that is alright.

And finally, a color selector bug was fixed and a trident was added to the blade weapons. You know, for fun.
Comments — Page 1
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By nate123213 on January 29, 2014

they should make an easier way to make the npc's walk, punch, etc. in level editor
By nate123213 on January 29, 2014

they should make an easier way to make the npc's walk, punch, etc. in level editor
By yildirimalptekin on September 25, 2013

by emirsonn the ripper
By EnergyProExtreme on February 12, 2013

idiots, just go to options and put old blood -_- is it too hard??? oh and the rules arent working, people still make fake glitches, sexual content and "rate 5" and their levels are not deleted
By EnergyProExtreme on February 12, 2013

idiots, just go to options and put old blood -_- is it too hard??? oh and the rules arent working, people still make fake glitches, sexual content and "rate 5" and their levels are not deleted
By EnergyProExtreme on February 12, 2013

idiots, just go to options and put old blood -_- is it too hard??? oh and the rules arent working, people still make fake glitches, sexual content and "rate 5" and their levels are not deleted
By brown17883 on July 03, 2012

wheres option menu
By lifebook on June 29, 2012

hello im lifebook and i love this game and happy weels
By impulse123 on June 29, 2012

1
By impulse111 on June 23, 2012

1
By Balloobie Gaming on June 10, 2012

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By XxLEVELCREATORxX on June 05, 2012

-LC- Message Me To Create New Happy Wheels Levels For You! Lots Of Tokens Included. -LevelCreator-
By vivaldey on June 05, 2012

tau deh
By killerbaron2000 on June 02, 2012

blood fun[b][/b][b][/b][b][/b][b][/b][b][/b]
By godzillanater on May 29, 2012

this game is gay now it used to be fun u over did it jim
By Moondtic on May 29, 2012

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By TuMyPKA on May 24, 2012

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By Dailon15 on May 10, 2012

hey jim u should add more characters from youtube, that would be awesome. Good Luck on the work :)
By kbazzle123 on May 10, 2012

hello every 1 try my new lvl the hardest ever
By ville5004 on April 25, 2012

SQUIRT :D
By zombieman2090 on April 24, 2012

hello
By daniquegoijarts on April 12, 2012

wille[i][/i][u][/u]n jullie mij als vriend hebben[code][/code][LIST] [*] [/LIST][quote][/quote][b][/b]
By hp78 on April 11, 2012

dude jim ilike total jerk face but ilike alot of games
By nike123456 on April 11, 2012

u guys are fucking gay
By elvinas90 on April 09, 2012

not bad man
By Rigby38 on April 01, 2012

Hey Jim and Jason, You should make the characters be able to walk when they fall.
By supercooljake123 on March 28, 2012

Jim plz read dis.let us copy lvls again so ppl can know how ppl do it.but of corse no stealing lvls.i think the blood update is gay and jim is gay so it suits u jim go fuck a tree OK
By phantom1324 on March 26, 2012

do u guys know of any updates
By theshywillraindeath on March 14, 2012

@anthony943 No, but if you would go to the home page and click the giant banner with people with sharp objects sticking out of them, then THAT would be.
By passi99 on March 11, 2012

mal jemand sagen warum bei mir happy wheels nicht get
By anthony943 on March 09, 2012

this game isnt happy
By swagalish on March 09, 2012

u should make new characters like racist cop and others
By Chromegloss55 on March 08, 2012

For some reason all the blood settings are invisible on my laptop... please help.
By stryker on March 06, 2012

penis niggers
By tanesia on March 05, 2012

I HATE YOUR WEBSITE DONT LIKE YOU KNOW MORE I CANT EVEN MAKE MY IWN GAME BECAUSE IT ALWAYS GOES AWAY EVERYONE NEVER TRUST THIS SITE NEVER
By Domlad 222 on March 04, 2012

Every 1 Go On Mine Thank's[code][/code][i][/i][b][/b]
By mickybeef on March 03, 2012

What was the wheel in the miscellaneous objects??
By NissePisse on March 02, 2012

:) yey
By xkilIer99 on March 01, 2012

i love the fat woman background but witch bug was in de blade weapon i did't see anything and keep up the good work
By redjoker222 on March 01, 2012

HELLO,i have some ideas for characters -janitor on wax machin -patient on a hospital bed
By irresponsible crator on February 29, 2012

fuck this shitttttttttttttttttt
By kabouterwesleyXd on February 27, 2012

vieve shit shitpoeta
By xios on February 26, 2012

this is the best game
By harryandbrian on February 25, 2012

SICK
By nickbedford1109 on February 24, 2012

WHEN ARE WE GETTING NEW CHARACTERS
By colonel Ford on February 24, 2012

Lol. then leave the site.
By someman120 on February 24, 2012

**** the level rules.
By colonel Ford on February 24, 2012

Thats ok, Just one thing- You know how to change it, right?
By mintyfresh123 on February 23, 2012

Nice. Still like the old blood though.
By colonel Ford on February 21, 2012

Yea Thats true but not only a couple of hundred people play, over a million people (With only a hundred people who are not complete trash) meaning 900,000 people would more likely be spamming. Also, Its no doubt your level would be stolen so importing would probably never be put in. I would like to how some levels are made though.
By PedoBearApprovecl on February 20, 2012

Hey Jim, I have a small suggestion... Sorry if it sounds like I'm whining but I think it'd be nice if you could turn the "open in editor" thing back on. No, I'm not going to import and spam levels (and I hope others wouldn't either), it's just that sometimes I'm curious about how some levels were built and I think it'd help clear things up on how to use editor. I'm sure that the same could be said for several other HW users. I love this game and what you're doing to it, and this is the only thing I think should be fixed. I doubt that you'll actually read this, but if you are, please consider the change.
By RicardoSchrauwers on February 20, 2012

NOOBS!!!!!
By funnyhellman on February 20, 2012

i like the new blood its more realistic then the other blood and i like that
By bananasplit10 on February 19, 2012

149th
By JerkoffFace on February 19, 2012

[quote]JerkoffFace Your Fuckin Lucky You Have This If You Dont Appreciate It Then Fuck Off Stupid Indavidual[/quote] If you could explain yourself, I'd happily address any issues you have with me.
By colonel Ford on February 17, 2012

sorry but I have to say this. @Jonnypahntom, Fuck off you dick!
By jonnyphantom on February 17, 2012

WEV DONT WANT NEW BLOOD WE JUST WANT CHARACTERS
By Dayzy on February 17, 2012

Ahh, Happy Wheels is having another issue. Watdo? When the forums are updated, one of the sub forums needs to be: political matters. All this shit should most definitely go there. Just imagine a Happy Wheels community somewhat like Reddit. Hopefully this is resolved quickly, although, I do like reading some of your rage-ness and when this has blown over, it'll take a while for another somewhat interesting matter to arise. Believe me, BELIEVE ME. Oh and happily quoting: [i]math is not cool[/i] [i]jim you are awsome[/i] Oh boy, what a delicious morsel ripe for the spamming.
By lionblaze on February 16, 2012

has anyone else seen the fat shopper background?
By math is not cool on February 16, 2012

jim you are awsome
By WWEdude1145 on February 16, 2012

1.Give a kiss to your hand (left hand) 2.-Say the name of your love. 3.-Close your hand 4.-Say the name of a weekday 5.-Say your name. 6.-Open your hand 8.-Paste this in 15 comments and the day you said (step # 4) will tell you she/he likes you and you will be asked to be engaged. If you dont do . you will suffer wrong going on 3 years
By buzzlightyear 200462 on February 16, 2012

hello guys my name peeewdiepieee im play happy wheels with stephano yhea
By get away on February 16, 2012

hey i like new blood but this is not about the new blood this is about something eles can you put some music in to levals so we can listin while we play
By Weesausage on February 15, 2012

I think the new blood is cool even though it slows down my computer