News Post
ARG
By Happy Wheels on August 08, 2012

I have been tremendously frustrated lately with the way things are going. Despite moving to a new hosting setup, the site is still struggling to deal with traffic. There were, and still may be, several new problems that popped up when we went from one database server to two. Data must be replicated from one to the next, and so some new functionality had to be created.

The large problem is that I'm not getting the help I desperately need. I have Sean (Adura) in Canada who has been acting as my systems admin, but it has not been enough. He has no experience with a multi-server setup and is learning as he goes. I was under the impression my new host would be able to put more time into helping with site optimizations, but that does not seem to be the case.

If I were very familiar with these things, I would do this on my own. Unfortunately, I am not a backend programmer/systems admin. I have a decent understanding of things. Several times I've known more about these things than the people I'm trying to hire, which is very disappointing. I do not want to spend the massive amount of time that would be necessary to learn these things when I could be spending that time creating things in the game. It is absurd to me that I can't just find someone willing to accept my money who is capable of fixing this crap.

I do not want to lose massive amounts of daily users just because the site will not function properly.

I'm writing this post just to let everyone know that I'm trying my best to fix these things, and it's seriously stressing me out. Every day I sign into facebook or gmail and see complaint after complaint. It sucks.

I would love more than anything to work on a new character, but I cannot do so while the game is broken. My time has been spent ineffectively reaching out to people for help. I guess I have to keep doing this until I find someone, or get to learning and fixing everything by myself.

PUUUUUKE!
Comments — Page 1
By CoolBBgun on April 17, 2014

YES
By kevin9768 on April 10, 2014

i can't play PLS FIX IT
By ralphalvic on April 09, 2014

Yes
By glorymay on March 28, 2014

ok how do you make a game
By kayareff on March 26, 2014

yeah
By Jakestache on March 22, 2014

Can you please make a fullscreen option??????
By yildirimalptekin on March 19, 2014

vvzer
By ajbeastS on February 19, 2014

I AGREE WITH JOSHYYOSHI IT HAS BEEN A SUCCESFUL WONDER WITH MY PC
By people person02 on January 27, 2014

I asked a friend to look me up in user browser. and he said that he didn't see my name. And I'm pretty sure my username is people person02.
By people person02 on January 27, 2014

I asked a friend to look me up in user browser. and he said that he didn't see my name. And I'm pretty sure my username is people person02.
By people person02 on January 27, 2014

I asked a friend to look me up in user browser. and he said that he didn't see my name. And I'm pretty sure my username is people person02.
By people person02 on January 27, 2014

I asked a friend to look me up in user browser. and he said that he didn't see my name. And I'm pretty sure my username is people person02.
By Aidenthegeek on January 24, 2014

HI c:
By Aidenthegeek on January 24, 2014

HI c:
By 5942452 on January 17, 2014

pwediepie and a big brofist
By 5942452 on January 17, 2014

pwediepie and a big brofist
By creeperkaboom5572 on January 13, 2014

i worth it up i cant make a back ground and make them go around and around and i cant make thissmaller or bigger ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this game is hard at edit i only play browse levels
By creeperkaboom5572 on January 13, 2014

i worth it up i cant make a back ground and make them go around and around and i cant make thissmaller or bigger ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this game is hard at edit i only play browse levels
By terminator545 on December 31, 2013

theres another character called helicopter guy
By terminator545 on December 31, 2013

theres another character called helicopter guy
By terminator545 on December 31, 2013

theres another character called helicopter guy
By terminator545 on December 31, 2013

theres another character called helicopter guy
By MicroDoesGames on December 22, 2013

HAPPY WHEELS DOSENT EVEN WORK !!!!!!!
By MicroDoesGames on December 22, 2013

HAPPY WHEELS DOSENT EVEN WORK !!!!!!!
By tobuscuscake on December 14, 2013

please make a new 3d game (o)(o) O
By tobuscuscake on December 14, 2013

please make a new 3d game (o)(o) O
By TheRealThing76 on December 07, 2013

IM TRYING TO MAKE A STOP GLITCHES LEVEL AND EVERY TIME A PUT A TEXT IT SAYING THERE GONNA DELETE MY LEVEL WHEN IVE DONE NOTHING WRONG. IM FREAKING SICK OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By TheRealThing76 on December 07, 2013

IM TRYING TO MAKE A STOP GLITCHES LEVEL AND EVERY TIME A PUT A TEXT IT SAYING THERE GONNA DELETE MY LEVEL WHEN IVE DONE NOTHING WRONG. IM FREAKING SICK OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By YOLO SWAGWE69 on November 26, 2013

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By RazRaz07 on November 21, 2013

its proply loong to fix the problems of the game
By valear87 on November 09, 2013

почему уровни новых нету
By Frostkiller156 on November 07, 2013

MAKE SOME NEW CHARACTERS! NOW ON 2014 AND 2015!!!!PLEASE!!!!
By spencerstanley on November 06, 2013

no not yet
By valear87 on November 02, 2013

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By joemama324 on November 01, 2013

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By joemama324 on November 01, 2013

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By joemama324 on November 01, 2013

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By joemama324 on November 01, 2013

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By joemama324 on November 01, 2013

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By joemama324 on November 01, 2013

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By joemama324 on November 01, 2013

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By cristi196 on October 27, 2013

haloo
By jester19456556 on October 15, 2013

jaffar
By iluvsadie956 on October 05, 2013

lol....PUUUUUKE
By TreyTreyM78 on September 29, 2013

TREY WAZ HEAR
By TreyTreyM78 on September 29, 2013

TREY WAZ HEAR
By cartransformer on September 23, 2013

totaljerkface is awesome
By CoolManDango on September 11, 2013

I love dis game :3 sorry for the random and very stupid comment XD
By darkstar7310 on September 01, 2013

jim bonnoci make a buggati charater or else i will kill you
By Troll x Troll on August 31, 2013

IF I HAVE AN ACOUNT ON THE WEBSITE WHY CANT I ON HAPPY WEELS
By Troll x Troll on August 31, 2013

IF I HAVE AN ACOUNT ON THE WEBSITE WHY CANT I ON HAPPY WEELS
By rockindonkey on August 26, 2013

i like your work keep it up - rockindonkey btw switch to cable one and watch too cute (; tears of joy
By rockindonkey on August 26, 2013

CRUD CRUD CRUD CRUD CRUD CRUD CRUD CRUD CRUDITY CRUD
By rockindonkey on August 26, 2013

what category is trigger on happy wheels i forgot and calm down about the site ill come daily even if it crashes so dont worry bout me leaving the site ok rockindonkey out
By HATZCOOC on August 26, 2013

if you can't zoom with mouse scroll or numpad +/- use two buttons after 0 (zero) ;)
By Flapjack Hippo on August 12, 2013

With all due respect, "ARG", you seem frustrated with a lot of things. Perhaps you should see a therapist or even take a break from the Web for a while. I do love the game, too, though, so I feel ya. I wish u the best though.
By Flapjack Hippo on August 12, 2013

With all due respect, "ARG", you seem frustrated with a lot of things. Perhaps you should see a therapist or even take a break from the Web for a while. I do love the game, too, though, so I feel ya. I wish u the best though.
By Flapjack Hippo on August 12, 2013

With all due respect, "ARG", you seem frustrated with a lot of things. Perhaps you should see a therapist or even take a break from the Web for a while. I do love the game, too, though, so I feel ya. I wish u the best though.
By Flapjack Hippo on August 12, 2013

With all due respect, "ARG", you seem frustrated with a lot of things. Perhaps you should see a therapist or even take a break from the Web for a while. I do love the game, too, though, so I feel ya. I wish u the best though.
By primof on August 09, 2013

bndf
By TheDestroyer152 on August 03, 2013

why wont my happy wheels load it goes to 5% of sound then freezes! plz fix cuz I luv happy wheels
By brinichol on July 13, 2013

awesome!<3333
By brinichol on July 13, 2013

awesome!<3333
By fran2 on July 07, 2013

server is ip:mc.crafteolatino.com minecraft 1.5.2version is full server ammm wz survival dificulty hard
By fran2 on July 07, 2013

server is ip:mc.crafteolatino.com minecraft 1.5.2version is full server