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By Happy Wheels on December 09, 2012

Hey, so my bastard brother is attempting to do a video project with some funding and has a kickstarter here. If you are feeling at all generous, please check it out.

As for my previous post, I'd just like to clarify a few things. Happy Wheels in its current form will always be free and available as long as I can afford hosting. I'm always going to need a database no matter what I end up doing, so I don't see that changing. I will still update flash Happy Wheels on occasion. The reason I'm working on a game in c++ is because flash is very limiting. I'm not just converting what currently exists. I'm making a new game.

I plan on keeping things 2d, but I'll be using 3d modeling to create the graphics. I've started using sculptris and it is awesome. Textures will still be flat, but the depth of the models will allow me to use normal mapping, which means I can make use of dynamic lighting. I plan on using a similar look to the current art style, but objects will be lit differently as they rotate.

I'll ramble on some more as I progress?
Comments — Page 1
By HALLOMama on November 25, 2017

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By LWPeterson on November 04, 2017

There hasn't been a comment here in a long while.
By Skillz_That_Killz21 on June 03, 2016

YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
By LWPeterson on July 28, 2014

What do you mean by not working? Not loading? Blue screen?
By Mate8000 on May 31, 2014

guys happy wheels isn't WORKING PLZ HELP
By clonetrooper11 on May 20, 2014

add some new charecters no download
By blaCKleon on April 10, 2014

So cant u do A C++ Version of the happy wheels ? It would be better than this and if it gets 3D ?t gets fantastic :D I know its not that easy but are u thinking about it?
By iPlayHappyWheels YT on January 20, 2014

hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
By iPlayHappyWheels YT on January 20, 2014

hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
By Greenblash87 on January 18, 2014

DUDEs I CANT POST LEVELS BUT AHHHHHH my sexy sisters was bored their name is marjorie and monica they said that they were bored and they ask me to have sex with them ahhh they was squirting like fuck our parents were away fuck sex is good
By Greenblash87 on January 18, 2014

DUDEs I CANT POST LEVELS BUT AHHHHHH my sexy sisters was bored their name is marjorie and monica they said that they were bored and they ask me to have sex with them ahhh they was squirting like fuck our parents were away fuck sex is good
By Greenblash87 on January 18, 2014

DUDEs I CANT POST LEVELS BUT AHHHHHH my sexy sisters was bored their name is marjorie and monica they said that they were bored and they ask me to have sex with them ahhh they was squirting like fuck our parents were away fuck sex is good
By Greenblash87 on January 18, 2014

DUDEs I CANT POST LEVELS BUT AHHHHHH my sexy sisters was bored their name is marjorie and monica they said that they were bored and they ask me to have sex with them ahhh they was squirting like fuck our parents were away fuck sex is good
By Greenblash87 on January 18, 2014

DUDEs I CANT POST LEVELS BUT AHHHHHH my sexy sisters was bored their name is marjorie and monica they said that they were bored and they ask me to have sex with them ahhh they was squirting like fuck our parents were away fuck sex is good
By Greenblash87 on January 18, 2014

DUDEs I CANT POST LEVELS BUT AHHHHHH my sexy sisters was bored their name is marjorie and monica they said that they were bored and they ask me to have sex with them ahhh they was squirting like fuck our parents were away fuck sex is good
By SkyFanMC on December 30, 2013

I CAN'T Post levels
By SkyFanMC on December 30, 2013

I CAN'T Post levels
By SkyFanMC on December 30, 2013

I CAN'T Post levels
By SkyFanMC on December 30, 2013

I CAN'T Post levels
By SkyFanMC on December 30, 2013

I CAN'T Post levels
By SkyFanMC on December 30, 2013

I CAN'T Post levels
By SkyFanMC on December 30, 2013

I CAN'T Post levels
By SkyFanMC on December 30, 2013

I CAN'T Post levels
By SkyFanMC on December 30, 2013

I CAN'T Post levels
By SkyFanMC on December 30, 2013

I CAN'T Post levels
By Peachiist1 on December 08, 2013

Yes, Glitch where the levels have 0 play count, it's happened twice now, the levels that currently have a play count (top levels) never increase in number of plays and the newest levels have 0 in their play count.
By Peachiist1 on December 08, 2013

Yes, Glitch where the levels have 0 play count, it's happened twice now, the levels that currently have a play count (top levels) never increase in number of plays and the newest levels have 0 in their play count.
By Touchee on November 24, 2013

same here
By sdfsdsdfsdf on November 01, 2013

WOW
By officialzoewhite on October 20, 2013

Where do you click to make an obstacle in Happy Wheels?
By isacc890 on October 15, 2013

When does the NEW update come???????????:):)
By isacc890 on October 15, 2013

When does the NEW update come???????????:):)
By isacc890 on October 15, 2013

When does the NEW update come???????????:):)
By isacc890 on October 15, 2013

When does the NEW update come???????????:):)
By isacc890 on October 15, 2013

When does the NEW update come???????????:):)
By HApPy WeAseL on October 03, 2013

when i make a level and want to put it in with the other levels on the internet it doesnt let me to put it on please fix it! :(
By LWPeterson on September 30, 2013

SO YEAH
By diegolydon26 on September 29, 2013

:)
By bitchgonewildnigger on September 29, 2013

whoah sup nigga
By jndjebdllansjnqwhbdh on September 27, 2013

Sorry about my username cause no more username available
By TheKrakken on September 22, 2013

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By Zoahslipknot08 on September 21, 2013

What
By ghingo36 on September 16, 2013

ciao
By lazyboy392 on September 14, 2013

JIM YOU SHOULD MAKE A HEADLESS HORSEMAN FOR A NEW CHARECTER IN HOLLOWEEN!
By freshlyIC on September 08, 2013

everytime i try to play Happy wheels it never worked.
By melvin junod on September 08, 2013

WHATEVER...SOME PLAYER already can make 3d graphics
By AnnieIsFab on September 02, 2013

I saved my level and made it public, it said that it had saved but now i can't find it anywhere, its just disappeared. Someone help, it took me ages
By johncena2003 on August 26, 2013

this is an awsome website you get to do loads
By matthew3218 on August 24, 2013

I love happy wheels
By matthew3218 on August 24, 2013

I love happy wheels
By LWPeterson on August 21, 2013

Wait, if Jim posted another newspost, then why am I still commenting here?
By SilenceIKilU on August 18, 2013

Watch the language!!!!!
By IAmVeryBored on August 16, 2013

@Killer Cheese, I feel offended now.
By ACHIEVERjunior on August 16, 2013

Except me, I'm the only sane one here!
By Killer Cheese on August 16, 2013

You guys are idiots.
By S P A R T A on August 16, 2013

Hey look a website. With people. And a game. Oh also, (and mymom you were supposed to do this) if anyone who likes Happy Wheels wants to have a group chat on kik with me and mymom, you can kik him (mymom234) because I can't remember mine atm.
By IAmVeryBored on August 16, 2013

@iwannalickyou, you'd be licking your own computer screen if you actually wanted to lick someone here.
By iwannalickyou on August 16, 2013

iwannalickyou
By shadowdog on August 15, 2013

sorry to ask this but... can you try to fix a glitch that's been happening to me? what is happening is i'm logging in and search up my levels in happy wheels and it says that my levels and creator never existed when I go to my page and it's showing my levels. can you fix this? - thanks
By alexa6559 on August 15, 2013

the same happend to me so i just left it and played someone elses level
By heavymetal69 on August 15, 2013

yay!
By MYMOM234 on August 14, 2013

waffle, dafuq did i just watch
By scotsman wood on August 14, 2013

kuky11, I didn't quite catch that. Could you repeat that once more?
By MC Schammy the king on August 14, 2013

LOL
By happy harris wheels on August 14, 2013

I cant even play happy wheels cus the ads hav stoped the website working