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I EXIST
By Happy Wheels on August 16, 2013

In case anyone was wondering, I still do. I guess I have a lot to review.

Back in March, we went to PAX East. It was overall pretty fun. We showed a version of the upcoming iPhone/iPad version of Happy Wheels, and I showed what I was working on with the graphics of what might be called Happy Wheels 2. If we do it again next year, we'll make sure to make things more self explanatory so we can actually leave our demos to run for themselves. It was tiring. We did meet a lot of people though. Most didn't realize I made the game and thought I was just some booth lackey guy. Some who did figure out it was me had me sign their minecraft swords. I guess it helps to have merchandise. We did make buttons, but not enough. I dressed as irresponsible dad one day, but unfortunately I couldn't find a son in time during my last minute costume preparation. I guess that is irresponsible.

I've been developing the physics engine of my next game. I've made some good progress, but it's unfortunately been very slow going. I've already got the ability to give characters sequenced animations that are completely physics based, but now I've got to replicate everything I was able to do with the old engine. I don't want to lose any features while gaining new ones. I feel that the graphics and other stuff will be less of a pain in the ass.

As for the current Happy Wheels, I do realize I've not updated it in favor of working on the sequel. I've been considering doing a new update though just to give me a break, so I'm thinking of adding a new character and a few new features. I don't know when this will be released, but I'd start soon.

Jason will make a post or edit this one later on Happy Wheels iPhone news. I think it looks quite splendid. 60 fps makes it look much better than the flash version, and true slow motion screaming is hilarious.

In a legal success, we have acquired happywheels.com. I won't make that stupid mistake again. If you visit it now, it just redirects here. However, with a site rebuild that's been ongoing, we'll make better use of it in the future.
Comments — Page 1
By DuyProKiller on July 06, 2014

yes! happy wheels 2, i hope there will be rocket launchers and triggers that causes explodsions without mines
By SnoopEspanol on July 06, 2014

cool!!!!
By arturkass on July 05, 2014

add more characters!
By masterofhappywheels on July 05, 2014

i cant play happy wheels on my computer from yesterday i dont know why
By waterget on July 04, 2014

how to fix the blue screen problem?
By mrevildude on June 26, 2014

Cool. But theres is something you need to do. (For basically everyone) Stop these fake rate 5 glitches!!!!!! It is ruining Happy wheels!!!!! Please change them!!!!
By ALEXANDERELCRACK on May 24, 2014

COOL !
By yildirimalptekin on April 08, 2014

yildirim
By MLAMAS16 on March 12, 2014

cool
By Larxene12 on March 12, 2014

Awesome
By SirMonople on February 23, 2014

Welcome back Jim!
By SirMonople on February 23, 2014

Welcome back Jim!
By SirMonople on February 23, 2014

Welcome back Jim!
By briancraft0305 on February 01, 2014

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JIM BONACCI
By briancraft0305 on February 01, 2014

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By briancraft0305 on February 01, 2014

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By aochim on January 21, 2014

im aochim and im dumb
By aochim on January 21, 2014

im aochim and im dumb
By totaljerkface1298 on January 18, 2014

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By totaljerkface1298 on January 18, 2014

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By totaljerkface1298 on January 18, 2014

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By Safety on January 09, 2014

Jim comes back.* Conjuration increased to 94* LEVEL UP*
By Safety on January 09, 2014

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By max zonbie on December 27, 2013

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By Supah Derp on December 18, 2013

Nice dude I'd love a new character (ps add guns like you can pick them up that'd be SWEET)
By Supah Derp on December 18, 2013

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By Supah Derp on December 18, 2013

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By Supah Derp on December 18, 2013

Nice dude I'd love a new character (ps add guns like you can pick them up that'd be SWEET)
By Supah Derp on December 18, 2013

Nice dude I'd love a new character (ps add guns like you can pick them up that'd be SWEET)
By Supah Derp on December 18, 2013

Nice dude I'd love a new character (ps add guns like you can pick them up that'd be SWEET)
By Supah Derp on December 18, 2013

Nice dude I'd love a new character (ps add guns like you can pick them up that'd be SWEET)
By Supah Derp on December 18, 2013

Nice dude I'd love a new character (ps add guns like you can pick them up that'd be SWEET)
By Supah Derp on December 18, 2013

Nice dude I'd love a new character (ps add guns like you can pick them up that'd be SWEET)
By Supah Derp on December 18, 2013

Nice dude I'd love a new character (ps add guns like you can pick them up that'd be SWEET)
By Supah Derp on December 18, 2013

Nice dude I'd love a new character (ps add guns like you can pick them up that'd be SWEET)
By Supah Derp on December 18, 2013

Nice dude I'd love a new character (ps add guns like you can pick them up that'd be SWEET)
By Supah Derp on December 18, 2013

Nice dude I'd love a new character (ps add guns like you can pick them up that'd be SWEET)
By Supah Derp on December 18, 2013

Nice dude I'd love a new character (ps add guns like you can pick them up that'd be SWEET)
By Supah Derp on December 18, 2013

Nice dude I'd love a new character (ps add guns like you can pick them up that'd be SWEET)
By Supah Derp on December 18, 2013

Nice dude I'd love a new character (ps add guns like you can pick them up that'd be SWEET)
By marian ga on December 10, 2013

WOW XD SOY ARGENTINOOO
By marian ga on December 10, 2013

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By marian ga on December 10, 2013

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