News Post
Notes on iOS update 1.0.6 and Android
By Jason on December 16, 2016

When I began work on the iOS version of Happy Wheels, I questioned whether or not it would be accepted into the App Store at all. I found examples of bleeding limbs, gibs, blood explosions and screams in iOS games, but no one example seemed to put all these effects together like Happy Wheels does. Also, at the time, the App Store guidelines were intentionally vague in places, "What is objectionable content? We know it when we see it." So I submitted our little game and breathed a sigh of relief when it was accepted with a 12+ age rating.

However, the App Store and its guidelines are living, breahting entities that change over time. Eventually one of our updates was reviewed by someone who felt the violence was not "cartoon/fantasy", but "realistic", requiring an age rating of 17+ (and banishment from the Brazilian App Store–Sorry, Brazil!). We didn't love this as many Happy Wheels players are below the age of 17, but we went along with it and really nothing seemed to change. Goody.

But then the App Store issued an objection which was not as easily remedied: inury to Irresponsible Dad's child. We were always a bit concerned that this might be an issue and if so, how would we work around it? We ended up going with the obvious solution which was to disable injury to the child. Before anyone throws their arms up in angry protest, I suggest you try it. The child can fall off the bike and will ragdoll, but always remains intact. If you find this lack of violence utterly offensive, let us know. We're considering an alternate solution.

Because of the aforementioned changes, it was easy to implement the option to remove blood/gore from all characters. This option can be found in the Option > Advanced Options. This was request made by a few people... very few.

With that out of the way, the update 1.0.6 also includes levels 1-5 for Wheelchair Guy.

I am actively working on the Android version. After other solutions failed, I decided to go with a pure C++ rewrite of the code. This is unfortunately the best, but slowest solution. At this point, I've got the base characters working as well as couple of the vehicles. It's a good start, but it's still a ways off. Sorry about that. I'd give a more specific timeframe, but I would be guessing and probably inaccurately.

Jim says that he'll update the blog soon.
Comments — Page 1
By baker6773 on June 24, 2017

ive been here since 2010 and just now **** that u can have an account hehehehehehehehehehehehehe
By Cade_Man547 on June 23, 2017

By BLOODREDFIEND on June 23, 2017

2011 account here.
By keanuherrera on June 22, 2017

Did happy wheels die? I've been here since 2009.
By Alias13666 on June 22, 2017

Yo - while the the in app levels all look splendid, so far the vast majority of them are challenging to the point of maddening frustration.
By NEILSS_KUPLINOV_LOVE on June 22, 2017

By Kreftus on June 21, 2017

Happy B-day anson1738!
By BarteGG11 on June 21, 2017

when official happy wheels on android?
By getdastuffinon on June 21, 2017

2010 account checking in
By anson1738 on June 20, 2017

tommorow is my bday!
By NaN Not A Number on June 20, 2017

@Bert: I had created my first account almost 5 years ago, but then I had trouble logging in... My first account is "Not A Number"
By Bert on June 20, 2017

@Joman66: Wow, another 2010 account. How many others of us are still here?
By Just4u11 on June 20, 2017

Where is the Android version? We're all waiting! We want to express our love of Happy Wheels on the go!
By Joman66 on June 19, 2017

Been playing Happy Wheels for 7 years, YESUS!
By edypro123 on June 17, 2017

Playing after 5 years!
By blueawsomekid on June 16, 2017

When i put happy wheels on fullscreen the game was on the top left corner.
By LWPeterson on June 15, 2017

Just played Happy Wheels for the first time in about a year or so. It is quite sad...
By skywalker1942 on June 14, 2017

By Bert on June 13, 2017

@anson1738: Ah, I meant the moderator site, where I... moderate
By anson1738 on June 11, 2017

Bert what mod site? Also jason when is it coming on android?
By Minecraft_0096 on June 10, 2017

By Bert on June 08, 2017

Mod site is still down. :( Soon the game will stop working and nobody will ever realise.
By MuffinCupcake16 on June 07, 2017

I like unicorns :3
By D J A Y on June 07, 2017

It'$ Time to move on
By DALEEKSTER1 on June 03, 2017

remember there will still be happy wheels one so have one of the other please 3d rendered. or have a setting to were u can choose one or the other so u can please every one
By Kryptorize on June 03, 2017

Add a multiplayer mode, the bland.. single player mode is really boring. lol
By anphu04 on June 03, 2017 is RACIST as FUCK. They won't let us in just because we're not white or not living in the US
By CoinSock on June 01, 2017

RIP Happy Wheels in browser
By Grandilex on May 31, 2017

WHERE TF IS ANDROID!!?!??!!?!?!?!!!!!???????!?!?!!?!?
By CookieOfDeath2 on May 31, 2017

thats lit i never knew happy wheels had some FAQ :D
By LWPeterson on May 30, 2017

I remember this place.
By Adamtoot on May 28, 2017

I don't think it is on Android!!!!?!?!?!!!!?!?!?!!?
By blueawsomekid on May 28, 2017

you should update so we can walk ,punch and add new charcters please _blue awsome kid
By i need healing on May 28, 2017

jim bonnaci is dead
By suicidalduck on May 27, 2017

It says android? what do you mean it is not on google play
By wheelerdealer123 on May 26, 2017

can u make it on android plz
By Agarillobob on May 26, 2017

yay always good to see you still working on it. people even copied this game and remade it in 3D but its super crappy. This will never be beaten
By Lukiepookie47 on May 25, 2017

i wish i could play this game but i carnt get it for the xbox one!!!
By alexispatino88 on May 24, 2017

By anphu04 on May 23, 2017

If Happy Wheels go downhill, it's Jim's fault
By anphu04 on May 23, 2017

Here's my theory on why Jim hasn't posted anything for years: He died...
By Claythekid on May 22, 2017

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, i want it for OS
By Fighterfox777 on May 21, 2017

well Jim lied; it's been six months.
By DrEpicFetus on May 21, 2017

@wolf_Craft_158, I am having the same problems! Also, I (for some odd reason) can't scroll with my mouse while in fullscreen?! Help please, it is so annoying to not be able to work in fullscreen...
By wolf_craft_158 on May 21, 2017

Hey Jim, there is a glitch in the game where in the level editor, When you try to change the color of the background, it doesn't change the color and when you test the level it stays there please fix this as it stops me from making levels properly
By warcourt2 on May 19, 2017

@everybodyluvbabydino: fine, i will post my password, i don't even use this account anymore. draggonzrcool see, it doesn't block it, don't let this asshole fool you.
By zombiemanen on May 19, 2017

i hope happy wheels comes to android!!!!! ps im gay
By Bert on May 18, 2017

@everybodyluvbabydino: Really? I was doing that kind of stuff on Habbo in 2007. Most users have their e-mail hidden anyway. Once the admin login page works again I'll delete these spam comments. @Killer Cheese: Hey I care, the entire group of us original users are always glad to see a fellow old account.
By sector111 on May 18, 2017 much longer am I gonna have to wait for this game to keeps saying its not responding and I wait till finding a solution but it only pops up when I hit **** webpage..NEED HELP ANYONE...PLZ
By Killer Cheese on May 18, 2017

Just reminding people that I still exist. Not as if anybody cares.
By ThinkableTory on May 17, 2017

Good Day Sir....Good Day
By I REKT NOOBIE on May 17, 2017

Hey Jim, where's the new UPDATE ??? We've been waiting for like 2 years, but still no update yet :( People are leaving Happy Wheels and will only comeback if there're something new in the game! Please work on an Update! :'(
By everybodyluvbabydino on May 16, 2017

OMG guys! Did you know if you type your password in here, it comes up in asterisks? I'll demonstrate. *********
By Andrew0503 on May 15, 2017

more items please
By Assassingroups on May 14, 2017

Is Guts and Glory Happy Wheels 2?
By hackeerriko on May 13, 2017

By jjh boss on May 12, 2017

I was very very sad when I found out that timmy couldn't die
By dickface303 on May 12, 2017

Make happy wheels on Android like its on pc and Mac
By AmarePlayz on May 11, 2017

By QwertyWerty on May 11, 2017

Happy Wheels on Android?!!
By devontae22 on May 10, 2017

By Sowakosek on May 09, 2017

By jeremiahersej on May 09, 2017

By ian66666 on May 08, 2017

By Kreftus on May 06, 2017

@parasite2 Happens to me too. You can fix this by opening another Happy Wheels tab > select 'News Post' section > go back to the other tab (where you were making the level in the editor) > try to save the level again > voilĂ , your level is saved. That should do the job. :)
By parasite2 on May 06, 2017

I was working on a level with a lot of art tool drawings and when i went to save it the glitch appeared and i went back to square one
By parasite2 on May 06, 2017

Can you fix the pc version glitch which keeps on logging me out and making me lose my editing changes?
By brooklyn5087 on May 06, 2017

this aint even working
By sector111 on May 05, 2017

And how long has he been working on this??? Making this for Android...cause I play on Samsung I'm really bored just asking if I can play on the computer
By wertyhappy_27 on May 04, 2017

"just MAKE IT AWESOME" Wheel chair guy.